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[STAT1]

lol haaaaa nice one

bush got owned pinned

[waruna]

wireless
ahaha nice one man

Madpolice u make this // /????

[mad_police]

[quote author=Waruna link=topic=13109.msg230075#msg230075 date=1181320298]
wireless
ahaha nice one man

Madpolice u make this // /????
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no.lol. got an email..

[nzboy]

LOL nice one man, pinned.

[12thman]

lol nice one madpolice. pinned
Here is another one like that........

The Queen,George Bush & Chandrika all died & went to hell.
They were sitting & chatting together when the Queen wondered how her subjects were & requested the Devil for a call to England. After a lot of persuasion she got the call & spoke for about 5 minutes ...

Queen : How much for the call ?
Devil : 1 million pounds
Queen : A million pounds ??? however she had no choice but to pay. She paid & went back to her seat.

George Bush not wanting to be kept out of things requested a call too. he was given the call, spoke for about 3 minutes & was charged 2 Million dollars.

Chandrika seeing all this got extremely jealous. She made a hugh racket & started shouting I too need a call. I need to speak to my prime miniter The Army commander need to know how the war is going ... etc. The devil was so irritated he gave her the call to Sri lanka. She spoke & spoke & spoke she went on for about 10 hours. Finally she asked..

Chandrika : how much for the call
Devil : 10 Rupees only
Chandrika : What only 10 Rupees ????
Devil : Well, from Hell to Hell, it's a local Call.

[tosh1988]

lol pinned for this:

[quote author=mad_police link=topic=13109.msg230040#msg230040 date=1181307491]
Hey guys,

U might have seen this before as this from an email.. but this is for the people who haven t seen it b4..


A Srilankan goes to the US and meets President Bush.
Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are
technologically advanced.
In the jungle,Bush asks the Srilankan to start digging.
He keeps on digging.When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start
searching.
The Srilankan finds a piece of wire .
Bush proudly says "You see; even 100 years back we had telephone".

At this the Srilankan gets really annoyed.

Next year Bush comes to Srilanka.
The Srilankan takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging.
Bush digs 100 ft and stops.
The Srilankan asks him to continue. He digs 200ft.
The Srilankan asks him to continue.
Bush finally reaches 400ft and Srilankan tells him to stop.
But Bush doesn't find anything and is annoyed.
Bush asks the Srilankan "What did you want to prove to me?".
The Srilankan replies " Even 400 years back we had wireless".



Pins will b appriciated!


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and pinned for this as well:

[quote author=12thman link=topic=13109.msg230168#msg230168 date=1181353177]
lol nice one madpolice. pinned
Here is another one like that........

The Queen,George Bush & Chandrika all died & went to hell.
They were sitting & chatting together when the Queen wondered how her subjects were & requested the Devil for a call to England. After a lot of persuasion she got the call & spoke for about 5 minutes ...

Queen : How much for the call ?
Devil : 1 million pounds
Queen : A million pounds ??? however she had no choice but to pay. She paid & went back to her seat.

George Bush not wanting to be kept out of things requested a call too. he was given the call, spoke for about 3 minutes & was charged 2 Million dollars.

Chandrika seeing all this got extremely jealous. She made a hugh racket & started shouting I too need a call. I need to speak to my prime miniter The Army commander need to know how the war is going ... etc. The devil was so irritated he gave her the call to Sri lanka. She spoke & spoke & spoke she went on for about 10 hours. Finally she asked..

Chandrika : how much for the call
Devil : 10 Rupees only
Chandrika : What only 10 Rupees ????
Devil : Well, from Hell to Hell, it's a local Call.


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[sl boy]

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[rasika]

ela kiri sl boy
pin mate

[KE$H]

[quote author=Tosh link=topic=12639.msg223656#msg223656 date=1179276915]
ah ha keshi, be careful now, all ur threads will land here. lol jk
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i am the mod here eh :P

[mad_police]

so this is what u have been up 2 in ur lesisure time.lol