Official Jehan Mubarak Jokes thread

[africo]

please don't diss this man. i think i want to marry him if stunning angelo and i cannot be unionised.

[Juract]

Post your corny and Offensive Jokes here.

Ill start

How do Gay Gangbangers do drive by shootings?



They throw skittles and scream Taste the Rainbow Bitch

[KP132]

[quote author=NO_1_SL_CRIC_FAN link=topic=23745.msg364077#msg364077 date=1246079116]
lol nice work there jothi
here's a couple more

mubarak has more blocks than a lego set

mubarak and silva batting together .......
after a few overs together at the crease
silva to mubarak "machan I am not comfortable with this guy's pace. So I will attack the next bowler. You take care of this guy"
mubarak to silva "I will try my best to slog him over mid wicket"
After a few more overs together (with hardly any runs on the board)
mubarak to silva "machan these guys are bowling very fast. My mid wicket hoics don't seem to be coming off today. We should see them off and then attack the part timers"
After a few more overs together still with just a few runs on the board
part timers come into bowl
mubarak to silva "machan I can't score off these guys either. Their bowling is too good for me"
silva to mubarak "My sweep shot is not coming off today. What are we going to do?"
mubarak to silva "Don't worry machan I heard that we are playing Kenya next game. Kenyan bowlers are easier to score off. We should play out rest of the overs and attack in the next match"
[/quote][quote author=rsk19 link=topic=23745.msg364096#msg364096 date=1246087142]
And some more....

Q: What's the height of optimism?

A: Muba & Silva applying sunscreen prior to going out to bat....

Q: What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Muba & Silva?

A: Their walk back to the pavilion...
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HAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!@!!!!!!!!!

GOLD!!!!